just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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