So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
It was confusing and full of hummus
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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