Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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