I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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