I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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