i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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