Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Randomize
