im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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