found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
