Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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