Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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