i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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