Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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