Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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