I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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