YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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