do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
tell me about the eggs
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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