That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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