The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
