Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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