Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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