return my video game
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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