ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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