If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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