Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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