Porn is love you can see.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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