I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I love how my cats smell like pot.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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