the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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