Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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