The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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