We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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