Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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