Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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