so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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