I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Say something about gay babies.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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