She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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