I bet he comes in French.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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