Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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