there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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