I want to stick my p in your. b.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I will pee on everything he values.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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