Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
two words: eviction party
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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