That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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