I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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