Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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