I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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