Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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