Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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