i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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