i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
