I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just tell him i said nine months
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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