Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
ttyl tear gas
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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