spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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